To be honest, it has been a long haul getting here. An unfortunate sequence of events has unfolded over the past few years. You may be able to identify with some of the stories that follow. The similarities between my stories and yours might even make you groan. But, we are all human. We make mistakes and learn from them. Eventually. And we all deserve a chuckle at someone else’s expense.
I recently deep web searched myself. Of course, I found nothing remotely interesting until I checked out the MySpace page I created years ago. I didn’t even know MySpace still existed, and I most certainly did not realize I was still marketing myself in such a revolting manner. My hobbies included: drinking, partying, and having fun. Who doesn’t like having fun?
Fast forward ten years. . .
I hate fun! I’m a neck of the bottle kinda gal and what used to be a two hour headache, is now the 48 hour flu. It turns out drinking and partying are my self proclaimed nemesises. Nemises?
Proof that “having fun” got me nothing but less intelligent.